Dear Github, Here''s your list of things we need in this, the year of 2026, with the dawn of LLMs now past us and the full bore weight of the Gen AI spectre forced on us. Please fix: 1. Issues need to be about 100x faster to create, manage, log, read, and respond to in a more intuitive way. Intuitive for both us, the engineers working them and responsible for them, but also the Gen AI LLMs we bring the focus to work those issues. 2. Uptime. Nuff' said. 3. The threads of communication are at best confusing, often times trail off into the weeds, and are overall difficult to follow when AI or individuals are trying to communicate through or over a topic. This needs a full UX rework desperately. 4. We need deviation and alternate methods of getting code into trunk that doesn't always dictate a PR needs to be involved. Git is fast, but the process that is involved around it has become cumbersome from many perspectives. Thanks Dearest Github!